Dio mio, I step away and the next thing I am seeing people are being shot?! But…!

—Then again, Maya has always been…as they say, a femme fatale! 

[ Slups a large plate of spaghetti as he watches this go down. ]





deutschmaerchen:

rinascitadipasta:

There is no god, only Germany. 

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Ah, ah. Good game, though! This year was really one filled with Germany domination, no doubt your team played spectacularly! Anyone who denies otherwise would be lying…so 

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There is no god, only Germany. 

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I cannot believe Germany won this World Cup.

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IT IS UP TO ARGENTINA TO RESTORE THE GLORY OF THE LATIN FAMILY.

REMEMBER ALL THE ITALIANS THAT LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU—GERMANY MUST GO AT ALL COSTS (I am sorry Ludwig—!) 

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…France, you only had one job. To beat Germany and represent the European Romantics at the World Cup. And you failed.

ehrenineinheit:

rinascitadipasta:

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We will never speak of this year again.

—Dio mio.

      Ɗ ҿ  ʋ ƫ ɕ ɧ ℓ ɑ ɳ ɗ     Ѵ  Ꭷ  ℜ  ! ! !

Good game today, I have to say.

Please do not get drunk off of too much beer now—

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…France, you only had one job. To beat Germany and represent the European Romantics at the World Cup. And you failed.

leurcoupdefoudre:

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Bon, ce n’est pas la fin des haricots, tu vois ? 

Ah, oui…mais…

This really has been a very unfortunate World Cup for our group. It makes me wonder if bad magic was involved—there have been rumors, you know! 

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…France, you only had one job. To beat Germany and represent the European Romantics at the World Cup. And you failed.

leurcoupdefoudre:

…darling, I think that by making that insinuation, you’ve bitten off more than you can chew.

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They scored the first 15 minutes of the game and you could not even tie in order to earn overtime! What kind of merda is that?! We were rooting for you, we were all rooting for you (except maybe not Portugal but—)

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battleborn-andraised:

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[Just guides him into the kitchen]

Use whatever you can find.

[ Throws on an apron and rolls up the sleeves of his shirt. ] 

—Just leave me to it! It will only take me about two hours, give or take thirty minutes when I add in dessert preparations!

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…France, you only had one job. To beat Germany and represent the European Romantics at the World Cup. And you failed.

We will never speak of this year again.

—Dio mio.





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